Tummy spills, pizza skin, and tantrums galore are all on display in this week's funniest parenting tweets.

Keeping kids alive is tough work and parents love to regale the internet with their stories about their child dictators and surviving the act of parenting. The big parenting Twitter discourse of the week was about the childless not realizing how much free time they have (spoilers: we do).

Well, these parents are using their free time wildly by sharing their jokes about their kids for all of us to enjoy. Funny enough the childless do have a couple of spots on this week's gallery. And can you really blame them? Lying about being a parent can get out of a lot of situations.

Put the kid to bed, get cozy (but not too cozy that you’d fall asleep), and crack into these funny parenting tweets of the week.